Darn Tootin' Old Man
((Brb, checking to see when my first post was))
I’m about to head out on my sleigh everyone!

I hope you’ve all been good boys and girls!

Ho ho ho~

ZSGFXDHGCJHVKHJB;K

YOU'RE POSTING AGAIN! MERRY CHRISTMAS, OLD MAN!

I’m being Santa for this holiday season~

Ah, the old man who lives in Viridian City...thank you for all that you've done and happy holidays.

I remember you! You’re that child from a while back who liked to wear the color red!

What was your name again?

Thanks for the coffee, though. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Ho ho ho~

Merry Christmas everyone!

The Old Man will travel around the world in a sleigh pulled by Stantler, Mebukijika, and Rudolf the Red Nosed Shikijika.


MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT~

1 play

Since we are all being nostalgic, I’ll repost this for the new and the old.

Thanks to Fuuro for reminding me.

I-I was just called elderly!

grandmabertha:

thehallmatron:

grandmabertha:

thehallmatron:

I am frankly enraged!

Baking cookies and singing 80’s tunes does not make one old…

Hmpf, obviously young ones have no respect for anyone older than us. 

 Thank you for those words of encouragement, Bertha.

Anytime~

Don’t be offended!

Embrace your elderly qualities!!

why is drake.. trying to get into my heart?

spartanmayor:

ionlyhaveeyesforbertha

Uh no.

Bertha and I have been friends since childhood. Ever since that faithful night we met 89 years ago, I have been deeply and madly in love with her.

I was afraid to tell her because our friendship is so important to me, but I will not just stand by as she is wooed by some other man right under my nose. No.

Please. Bertha is my everything. My only true substance in life is coffee, lying in streets, teaching, and the idea of me and Bertha. Please don’t take my Bertha.

My my.

grandmabertha:

darntootinoldman:

grandmabertha:

My house is rather cold today.

Do you want me to come over? We could snuggle by the fire~

And we could watch some films, or listen to a few records.

That would be a splendid idea.

R-really?

Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat! I’ll be right over~

My my.

grandmabertha:

My house is rather cold today.

Do you want me to come over? We could snuggle by the fire~

And we could watch some films, or listen to a few records.